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Friday, July 11, 2008

Tentacle Image Pack 2

Tentacle Image Pack 2

Mostly Ragnarok Online stuff in this one.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Tentacle Image Pack 1

So, I have a pretty extensive collection of hentai that I've collected over the years. And as shocking as it might sound. I also have a policy of only keeping stuff that I think is really good. I'll go through CG sets and chuck out 90% of the pictures. Sift through galleries of hundreds of images and keep 3. Sometimes I even go back and prune out stuff I don't like anymore.

Not to say it's all perfect, everyone has their own tastes and momentary lapses in judgement, but on the whole I think it's mighty swell (tends to cause a mighty swell, as well!).

Now it doesn't make much sense to go through the effort of collecting all this stuff just to hoard it to myself, and I figure packing up some pictures now and then isn't exactly a difficult thing to do. Also gives me an excuse to update when I don't have much else to say (or lack the time to say it).

So, to kick it off: Tentacle Pack #1

DISCLAIMER: These packs are likely to contain all sorts of stuff, some of which you aren't necessarily going to want to see. This could include: loli, pregnant, stretching, eggs, cherry popping, nipple fucking, calvin and hobbes, extraterrestrial midget shota, and/or any other fetish that could be considered disturbing. I'm not into futa (dickgirls) or guro (death & dismemberment) or scat (poopies) so you probably won't see much of that, but that's not a guarantee and everything else is definitely fair game. Also random stuff might slip in by accident. Basically all I'm trying to say is if you complain about the packs I'll ignore you!

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Same perverted time, same perverted channel

Unless you're completely blind (and or stupid!) you might notice there's been some changes around here. Don't freak out if something is out of place or doesn't work right, I'm probably just in the middle of making/testing changes. Got a bunch left to do.

Otherwise, it's the same blog you all know and love (to hate). Make sure to catch the latest Spiral underneath this post if you haven't seen it yet, and check out the poll in the sidebar if you want to voice your opinion on what content I should be focusing on. Leave a comment if you want something that's not on the list!

Saturday, July 05, 2008

The Spiral 3.1

The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is enjoying it.

You know, honey, I think we're moving a little too fast. Getting into all of this kinky stuff without taking the time to enjoy things. We don't want to get bored too quickly, right?

The reality is that there are many different paths down the spiral and trying to tackle them all at once is just plain unreasonable. Luckily for us, no matter what path you take it is going to go down.

Today's Topic: Cum

Ah, yes. Every picture is better with it and even the greatest sights are incomplete without it. But the disappointing aspect, you might say, is that there isn't much you can do with it. Ha, amateurs!

See, you start out innocently enough but the blasted girls just can't keep it all in. And once the cream-filled has broken up your might as well just go for the frosted-glaze. Inevitably you'll spill a little lower, but some girls don't seem to mind and before you know it everyone is joining in. But how are you supposed to do a proper job in that situation? Call in the reserves, of course! They're endless, don'tcha know? Show some restraints and it will make their lives even easier.

But we're missing something, aren't we? There are more places to put the stuff, although you will soon start to run into the problem of limited capacity once again; especially if you encounter a leak. A temporary counter-measure is to resort to other avenues. Combing multiple options is a good bet. Then, try diversifying a little. After all, if you can leave one customer satisfied then you might as well please them all.

Now in order to keep covering everything you'll need to find some new sources of the spunk. Tentacles are a reliable stand-by in times of need and some beasts will be willing to bear the burden. You may even be able to seek out more monstrous helpers. Or, you could just use... food? I guess vegetables really are good for you! Anyways, with all of these allies around you'll eventually get some results, although it might not always be for the reason you expect. In fact you might just be seeing the effects of inflation.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Still Alive

You have permission to commence with the freaking out now.

And that could mean a) freaking out from happiness that I'm actually back and not dead, b) freaking out at me for being a colossal jackass, or c) probably both if you still bother to come here after almost a full year of inactivity.

I would say that Mystic Girl is done but even I can't make that joke at this point. It's still sitting around somewhere, largely where it was when I made the post below this. It's possible I could finish it at some point. It's also obviously possible I could not. I probably should, just as some sort of repentance.

At this point, why did I bother coming back? I'm not sure. I guess just to say thanks to anyone who was sincerely concerned about my health. I don't really deserve that sort of concern. I made a promise I fully intended to keep and I broke it. No excuses, I just outright broke it.

Where was I? What have I been doing? Why didn't I say anything?

The project I was working on before, that kept me from having time to work on Mystic Girl, went poorly. So when it was over my spirit was a little broken and I just didn't want to do it anymore. It took a while for me to get over things. For a while I just didn't do very much, and then I busied myself with other matters.

So here we are almost a year later. I'm doing pretty good now. Happier, healthier, and working on things that are going very well for me. If Mystic Girl can fit into this life somehow it'll get done. That's no promise, though. I'm not making those anymore.

I am, however, going to read through the entire ludicrously long series of comments on that last post. As self-inflicted punishment. =)