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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

New Pack + Public Service Announcement

First, the PSA:
Some things are just too great to keep to yourself. Some things are great because you don't keep them to yourself. Case in point: Danbooru. It's back! But what is it? Only one of the best archives of hentai ever created, foo! A massive collection of images all meticulously tagged by an eerily obsessive community.

Server seems to (understandably) be struggling (as always), but that doesn't tarnish it's overwhelming greatness. Just make sure you don't stop coming here once you realize that, okay? ;)

Next up, a gift to the people who really liked the last Spiral (eta on 3.2: a couple weeks): Cum Pack 1. 100 spunky images crammed into 3.5MB, unbelievable! This is what science was created for, folks.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Ecchi Pack 1

With all of the crazy fetishes out there sometimes it's good to sit back and just admire the female form without all of that extraneous stuff. So here's a pack filled with women who are just so damn hot nothing else is required. Trust me, it's good, you want to download this. Also it's bigger than the other packs, which were pretty tiny.

Ecchi Pack 1

To answer a bunch of (very paranoid) concerns:
1) Megarotic is just a (widely used) file hosting site and is not going to break your computer.
2) Punch in the code it gives you and wait a minute for it to let you download things. You can do it, I believe in you.
3) The packs are clean. It's a bunch of images, where would a virus even go?
4) I'm not turning this blog into "just" a source of images, I'm merely filling in gaps between updates where I used to just disappear forever. So now you actually get rewarded for coming back often, instead of the constant and endless disappointment I usually inflict.
5) People have voted for more Spirals and they're coming, and I'm trying to think of some other article ideas.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Tentacle Image Pack 2

Tentacle Image Pack 2

Mostly Ragnarok Online stuff in this one.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Tentacle Image Pack 1

So, I have a pretty extensive collection of hentai that I've collected over the years. And as shocking as it might sound. I also have a policy of only keeping stuff that I think is really good. I'll go through CG sets and chuck out 90% of the pictures. Sift through galleries of hundreds of images and keep 3. Sometimes I even go back and prune out stuff I don't like anymore.

Not to say it's all perfect, everyone has their own tastes and momentary lapses in judgement, but on the whole I think it's mighty swell (tends to cause a mighty swell, as well!).

Now it doesn't make much sense to go through the effort of collecting all this stuff just to hoard it to myself, and I figure packing up some pictures now and then isn't exactly a difficult thing to do. Also gives me an excuse to update when I don't have much else to say (or lack the time to say it).

So, to kick it off: Tentacle Pack #1

DISCLAIMER: These packs are likely to contain all sorts of stuff, some of which you aren't necessarily going to want to see. This could include: loli, pregnant, stretching, eggs, cherry popping, nipple fucking, calvin and hobbes, extraterrestrial midget shota, and/or any other fetish that could be considered disturbing. I'm not into futa (dickgirls) or guro (death & dismemberment) or scat (poopies) so you probably won't see much of that, but that's not a guarantee and everything else is definitely fair game. Also random stuff might slip in by accident. Basically all I'm trying to say is if you complain about the packs I'll ignore you!

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Same perverted time, same perverted channel

Unless you're completely blind (and or stupid!) you might notice there's been some changes around here. Don't freak out if something is out of place or doesn't work right, I'm probably just in the middle of making/testing changes. Got a bunch left to do.

Otherwise, it's the same blog you all know and love (to hate). Make sure to catch the latest Spiral underneath this post if you haven't seen it yet, and check out the poll in the sidebar if you want to voice your opinion on what content I should be focusing on. Leave a comment if you want something that's not on the list!

Saturday, July 05, 2008

The Spiral 3.1

The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is enjoying it.

You know, honey, I think we're moving a little too fast. Getting into all of this kinky stuff without taking the time to enjoy things. We don't want to get bored too quickly, right?

The reality is that there are many different paths down the spiral and trying to tackle them all at once is just plain unreasonable. Luckily for us, no matter what path you take it is going to go down.

Today's Topic: Cum

Ah, yes. Every picture is better with it and even the greatest sights are incomplete without it. But the disappointing aspect, you might say, is that there isn't much you can do with it. Ha, amateurs!

See, you start out innocently enough but the blasted girls just can't keep it all in. And once the cream-filled has broken up your might as well just go for the frosted-glaze. Inevitably you'll spill a little lower, but some girls don't seem to mind and before you know it everyone is joining in. But how are you supposed to do a proper job in that situation? Call in the reserves, of course! They're endless, don'tcha know? Show some restraints and it will make their lives even easier.

But we're missing something, aren't we? There are more places to put the stuff, although you will soon start to run into the problem of limited capacity once again; especially if you encounter a leak. A temporary counter-measure is to resort to other avenues. Combing multiple options is a good bet. Then, try diversifying a little. After all, if you can leave one customer satisfied then you might as well please them all.

Now in order to keep covering everything you'll need to find some new sources of the spunk. Tentacles are a reliable stand-by in times of need and some beasts will be willing to bear the burden. You may even be able to seek out more monstrous helpers. Or, you could just use... food? I guess vegetables really are good for you! Anyways, with all of these allies around you'll eventually get some results, although it might not always be for the reason you expect. In fact you might just be seeing the effects of inflation.