...and the requests for Mystic Girl come piling in. Hey, there is no problem with that. I listen to them all, I really do. Sometimes I even take inspiration from them. Mostly I just laugh and ignore them like the prick that I am, but even my cold heart can warm up to suggestions now and then.
Of course they have to be good suggestions. But who’s to judge? Why me, of course! Didn’t I mention I was an authority on this stuff? (Oh! The power is so sweet!)
1) Double-teaming: Really, you people need to stop and think about these things. What a ridiculous suggestion! Here I am trying to make a great game and you throw these silly ideas my way. Why on earth would I stop at “double”? The party don’t start with two.
2) Make a game about snakes: Tentacles were starting to get boring, anyways. Snakes have much more interesting features, like eyes. Just look at that raunchy look the snake is giving her. Those beady little eyes turn me on like nothing else.
3) Sell the game in retail stores: I’ve already finalized a deal with my publisher and am making connections with adult stores across the continent. Now all I need to do is hope my CD burner holds out and my fingers don’t cramp up from cutting all of these cardboard boxes.
4) More Dragon Ball Z: Now we’re talking. Oh Goku, you stud.
5) More Furries: Furry porn is ranked higher than Demon Girl on Newgrounds. Obviously you guys aren’t obsessively voting 5 enough. You have failed me and I will punish you by withholding the numerous sexy catgirls that I had definitely planned to put in the game.*
6) Hurry the fuck up and fucking update your fucking site and making a new fucking game already: ... fuck!
7) Make the game in space: Those must be astronaut pants, baby, because your ass is out of this world! Lemme just slip off this space suit and I’ll explode all over- OH DEAR GOD.
*I bear no grudge against furries or the furry game in question. Also, ohmygodyouvoteddemongirlintothetop100iloveyouguys.
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
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Haha nice glad you updated the Blog =) you can do as you wish, i am sure we will still like it
Why do I get the feeling that number one is the only one you're taking seriously? XD
Although space girl isn't such a bad idea for another game... alien tentacles....
Anyway, I hope you didn't take suggestions as an insult, I'm sure we didn't mean it like that, I'm still looking foreward to the game, regardless of what you're putting in.
plz do us a favor and also put updates on your front page
So I take it that entry was full of sarcasm? Because I'd really like to see more orifices filled at once.
But I can't agree with snakes. It just wouldn't be quality hentai if it weren't otherworldly creatures banging her and filling her up with weird monster goo.
I'm serious that a looped insemination animation would be incredibly awesome.
if you want ideas read the reviews in newgrounds
Wait..if your making furries...whats going to happen to mystic girl D;? i don't mind the snakes or a bit of tail and ears but real furries i can't stand so much >< stop torturing me!
Um... some random thought: Your Jungle Girl's Mirror 1 and Demon Girl's Mirror 2 don't work. ^^;
next person who says update his page will be shot by me :D. You Dont realy need help makeing the next game You know what it takes to make a good game no matter what you do it will be good and you know why Because you rock Good luck with the new game
I want lez play!!!
sheesh the sarcasm is just DRIPPING off that one...*pokes with stick* yuk its even gooe with sarcasm...OMFGHAX!!!! i just got eatin by the sarcasm O_o goodbye cruel world :'( ...lol
As I said in an email I sent you, try making it with multiple themed levels like Megaman where you an choose any one you want at any time, and each part has its own reward for completion.
Well, you do as you like. I'll vote 5's if I like it. I mean, Jungle girl and Demon girl were(are) amazing and I vote 5 every visit.
Multiple themed levels is a pain making,I'll tell you, but so darn fun to play. So thats a good idea, if you want to make money on it.
Please no furries.
Well, How about adding a "Filled up" meter that controls her speed?
I dig the idea of snakes =} Since it's mystical girl, but should make it a rarity in the game, like some
"Boss" with a staff of snakes, a bundle of them burrowing our of the ground... NE ways, I'm off to vote for Demon/Jungle girl. Keep us posted.
To the anon above me:
Wait, What?
ya what are you saying? turns into a guy? what why? = = and ill stick to the 2D not 3D >.>
im pretty sure he was kidding and following in the sarcasm way of life. if not, wha?
man it doesnt matter what any of us say, the fact is not a one of us could make one any better or any quicker than you could.
so i guess what im saying is i would like a range of time when the game will be completed, man its like christmas eve.
people keep saying "furries!" "no furries!", so maybe just release a second edition afterwards with a furry option (like a skin toggle)
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